Kathleen K .xxx

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for the adult mind

Introducing a sexotic quintet

This is not your Mommy’s porn.

 

 

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Honey B., The Suite Life

A Truer-than-True Tale of Commercial Satisfaction

An educational, arousing read about a woman who could be paid to do almost anything… and like it.

…a competent, novelized version of hard-core erotica.

By Kirkus Reviews  Oct. 2012

Book I:  The Suite Life  

In this opening volume, Kathleen K. voices a pragmatic call girl (since retired), using Honey’s venal ventures to observe and describe humans seeking stimulation of that most frisky thing: the imagination. Hands on, pants off… shields down: provocative. So she got stuff for doing stuff… don’t we all? Frankly explicit yet oddly thoughtful, this is a bedside reader for the adult mind.

Honey B., in her own words: I was meant to be a mistress. I called it the “suite life.” In any age, in any place, I was a female destined to accommodate the desires of others in order to fulfill my own. As sure as any singer has a supple throat, a dancer grace, a politician ego... I am sexual. It is in the bold eyes, the deliberate mouth, the high strong shoulders, the open hips, the protective thighs plumping over the hole, that secret emptiness, the nothing that some wanted more than anything they already had.

Honey B., The Suite Life

BISAC Fiction / Erotica

ISBN 1477635033

ISBN-13: 978-1477635032

 

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KathleenK.xxx is an online catalog of counterculture sexotic books intended for the rowdier reader.  Sweet Talkers (Words from the Mouth of a Pay-to-Say Girl) is a nonfiction chronicle of a phone-fantasy business.  Stoner with a boner (It’s a Long Story) and The Lunarium (One man’s memories of the watchers and the watched) are vintage boomer porn. 

 

 

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Book II:   Sexual Consultant  (Anticipated Spring 2014)

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Honey B.  I used to make love for a living.  Then I retired, I guess you could say I quit fucking around.  I was moving away from the genitalia ghetto, I got the idea I could live easier in a more cerebral neighborhood.  I decided to become a sexual consultant because my experience had taught me some basic facts of life.  (1) Acts of sex could be considered like snowflakes: no two are alike and their life spans are not impressive.  (2) If left to their own devices, people forget to charge their batteries.  (3) Audacity is its own reward.  I had managed to hit the high road as a sex pro, I expected no less when I switched to sharing sensual secrets for profit.  Sexotic counseling is not the norm, you can find a tutor for math and a trainer for fitness but it isn't "done" to ask for help in making love...  I not only talk, I talk back.

 

Book III:   Erotic Advisor (Spring 2015)

By the time I meet someone for a sexual strategy session they've been filtered through one of a dozen referral sources.  I'm the wizards' wizard.  These twelve contacts were cultivated during my sexual consultantcy.  I knew I could seed my ideas more effectively if I concentrated on individuals who had been pre-screened.

If they needed sexual crisis management they weren't ready for me.

The rare soul that flutters against my door is poised around life-determining edges, they have already achieved some sense of the potential of romance and passion.  They've skimmed the surface to sense the depth of sexual purpose.  They think they’re paying me to talk but the hard part is the listening.

Like any confessor, I deal with the subjective sense of potential.  I do not define the limits rather I describe conse­quences.  I am sharp at spotting hidden agendas.  What words don't they use?  Where do they veer?  Hot spots are triggers to a closer examination.  It is the act of opening an emotional safe and finding what has been declared valuable, irreplaceable, intrinsic.  What fills their heart, what are they protecting?  That is their truest desire.

They can’t get what they want until they admit what that is.

 

Book IV:   The Buzz (Winter 2014?)

 

Hear from Honey B.’s clients, her champions and her detractors, cohorts and consorts, as we see her through the world’s eyes instead of seeing the world through her eyes.  Same crazy world, shifting viewpoints.

 

Book V:   Happy Endings (2016)

Fare the well, Honey B.

 

Yes, you used us.  You used only the best of us.

 

 

 

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